Reiko-Starr Bergamine

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Job Experience

Advanced Liberty Development, 2008 - 2010
Sales Associate

• Focused on server rack
• Pimped mainframe operations
• Demonstrated inability to manage Q2 earnings projection
• Got coffee instead of dealing with Windows automated backup
• Ruined one chance of copy machine
• Overrun by software platform development

Advanced National Funding, 2005 - 2006
Programmer

• Focused on third-quarter revenue increase
• Endured local file permissions strategy
• Read article on Slashdot about RMA handling procedure
• Called in airstrike for mainframe operations

Apex Enterprise Capital, 2002 - 2004
Marketing Specialist

• Spearheaded server rack
• Hid while others organized Linux package repository
• Took no responsibility for stockholder newsletter
• Vanquished support queue logging

Swiss Army, 1998 - 2000
Private First Class

• Received kickbacks for helicopter maintanance

Hardware/Software Experience

• Optimizing Napster.exe
• Optimizing Java Beans
• Uninstalling Windows Movie Maker

Education

• uLearn eVersity
  • Major: Record TV in Windows Vista Media Center
  • Minor: Home Theater Basics
  • GPA: 2.66
• Masonic Brotherhood

References available upon request